hotdaughter:

choke me

not sexually

like actually kill me

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wigglytuffer:

sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working

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ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

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slotato:

boomitsnialler:

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

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are you raven symone

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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aztec420:

when a girl make u feel some type of way

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rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*image

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